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Digibrain, the latest brainchild of Elon Musk’s Neuralink, is jumping into the high-stakes game of cybersecurity for implanted neural devices. Yeah, you read that right—cybersecurity for things that’ll sit in your brain. They say this tech will let folks transfer insane amounts of data between their minds and machines, all in the blink of an eye. The plan? Build some kind of futuristic security controls so no one ends up with ransomware in their head (or worse). Now, whether this tech will actually work without frying our brains… that’s anyone’s guess. But hey, they’re pouring a ton of cash into figuring it out, and they’re calling it “the future,” so here we are.

Now, here’s the kicker: as part of some over-the-top marketing stunt, Digibrain claims they’ll offer a million-dollar salary to anyone who can crack their latest “challenge.” Yup, a cool million, and the promise of a job as one of their high-flying engineers. But let’s be real here—this whole thing smells more like a way to drum up hype than an actual job offer. Word on the street? They’re probably just gonna hire some big shot from Google in the end. So, yeah, go ahead and give it a try if you’re feeling adventurous, but don’t say I didn’t warn you when they hand that golden ticket to someone with a resume that reads like Silicon Valley’s greatest hits.